FACT: The unconfirmed love child of Hawkeye Pierce and John Mulaney.

I’m a highly imaginative copywriter with over a decade of experience crafting sharp, engaging content across B2B, B2C, edtech, SaaS, and pop culture. From landing pages to award-winning campaigns, I write to inform, entertain, and convert—often leading creative efforts from concept to execution. Once dubbed a “friggin’ genius” by a CEO, I bring big ideas, no ego, and a love for storytelling that moves the needle.

As a conceptual creative or as a creative team lead, I’ve earned a reputation as an "ideas dynamo." Beyond the wordplay, I've spent the last decade leading content strategy, owning editorial calendars, managing creative teams, and building campaigns that drove measurable pipeline.

I'm affable, highly empathetic, and honest. In fact, I can be counted on to drive the getaway car, and then help you craft your jailhouse confession. 👍