SO... ABOUT ME
FACT: The unconfirmed love child of Hawkeye Pierce and John Mulaney.
Whether it’s B2C or B2B, the reader is a human being. In just about every industry, there’s an ROI in delighting the reader, making them smile, and holding their attention for a moment longer. It’s that connection with the reader that drives my writing and gives me way more wings than any amount of Red Bull ever can.
When it comes to creating, I’ve been called an ideas dynamo. Being told, "Just have fun with it," has led to an excellent track record of leading the concept and delivery of marketing and demand gen campaigns that get results. Experience includes B2B, B2C, edtech, fintech, and pop culture.
If your brand wants to expand its sense of delight and embrace conceptual ideas that work, I'm a better fit than a custom suit. I'm affable, highly empathetic, and honest. I can be counted on to drive the getaway car, and then help you craft your jailhouse confession. 👍
My byline has appeared in National Lampoon, Weekly Humorist, Metro News, Forces of Geek, Points in Case, Robot Butt, and more.
An actual photo (just not of me)
NOW… ABOUT YOU
You walk the walk when it comes to a work-life balance, and trust your employees to do the job you hire them to do. You believe in the power of creative collaboration and that thinking outside the box is a real differentiator. As a workplace, you’ve cultivated a culture free from backstabbing, manipulation, and bullying. A place where everyone from intern to CEO is treated as an equal.
If your response to reading this is, “Whoa! That’s totally me!”, then I’d love to meet you.
Heck, first round is on me!
As long as it’s happy hour.
And if I have a coupon.