Holiday Captions For Awful People 2013

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As with last year, I have decided that the best way to celebrate the holidays is by putting together a sort of thank you to all my new readers,  including the following folks who are, like, completely not spambots and are instead, like, super legit readers:

      elitesecuritycameras (a really big supporter of mine for years)

      freepsychologyreading (get a few drinks in this guy and you will hear some amazing stories!)

      bookcheaphotelsonline (Kind, soft-spoken and knows all there is to know about cheap hotels, so hit him up)

      ใส้หมูสับนี่อยู่ข้างในนั้นเป็นการ (what can I say? I love you, squiggly! I don’t care who knows it)

So, for new readers and old ones alike, please feel free to download these images that I “borrowed” and share them in celebration of the true meaning of Christmas: Maxing Out Your Credit Cards!

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The Excitement Of Christmas

Grandma

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Kevin Had Even Added Brandy

Hummus

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Why Glen Spent The Next Holiday Alone

Schlitz

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No, Don’t Bother With The Copyright

Santa

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It’s The Thought That Counts

Lucky Strike

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More Green Than A White Christmas

Oh Karen

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Oh, Grow Up Already!

Sledding

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Holidays With The Homeschooled Harrisons

Guns

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They Do Say The Darndest Things

Davey

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And For Just Pennies A Day

hush

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I probably spent more time working on these silly pictures than I put into buying thoughtful gifts. No one appreciates the gifts I buy because I don’t appreciate myself to buy decent gifts. I know! Thanks for reminding me every year!

Speaking of every year, why don’t you mention how amazing Trudy’s son is? Oh right, because you spoke about him in the family newsletter, instead of me! If you love Trudy’s perfect son so much, why don’t you just go ahead and spend the holidays with him?!

You are? Well, have a wonderful Christmas celebrating Trudy’s perfect, thoughtful, immaculately conceived son!

You don’t support anything I do! I hate you, I hate you!

Happy Holidays, everybody!

 

 

32 thoughts on “Holiday Captions For Awful People 2013

  1. That Squiggly really gets around, huh.

    I hope this was all a build up to a photo that you’ll be posting later of you comfortably lounging on a log with a pipe *crosses fingers.*

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