Quotes, Awards, Reactions

Has never been a Robert Benchley Society Award

For Humor, Finalist.

Winner of Thurber Prize for

American Humor

was someone other than Mike because he couldn’t afford the $65 fee.

Odds are high that a feral kitten will be named Mark Twain Prize

for American Humor

Recipient

long before Mike ever is.

There is absolutely no proof that Stephen King said

of Mike Calahan,

“He’s one of my favorite

new writers.”

Doctors warned Neil Simon that if he ever said,

“Mike Calahan always

makes me laugh!”

it is likely his tongue would swell up and he would suffocate.

It was Wal-Mart manager Bob Newhart,not the author

and comedian , that said,

“Mike has a place with those

of us at the top.”