FACT: The unconfirmed love child of Hawkeye Pierce and John Mulaney.

A highly imaginative copywriter with over a decade of experience crafting sharp, engaging content across B2B, B2C, edtech, SaaS, and pop culture. From landing pages to award-winning campaigns, I write to inform, entertain, and convert—often leading creative efforts from concept to execution. Once dubbed a “friggin’ genius” by a CEO, I bring big ideas, no ego, and a love for storytelling that moves the needle.

As a creative marketing professional, I’ve earned a reputation as an "ideas dynamo." When clients say, “Just have fun with it,” I deliver compelling marketing and demand generation campaigns that not only resonate—but perform.

If your brand wants to expand its sense of delight and embrace conceptual ideas that work, I'm a better fit than a custom suit. I'm affable, highly empathetic, and honest. I can be counted on to drive the getaway car, and then help you craft your jailhouse confession. 👍