SO... ABOUT ME

FACT: The unconfirmed love child of Hawkeye Pierce and John Mulaney.

Whether you're targeting B2C customers or B2B decision-makers, one thing remains constant: your audience is human. Across industries, there’s real ROI in engaging content that delights readers, makes them smile, and holds their attention just a little longer. Building that authentic connection is at the heart of my content marketing approach—it’s what fuels my writing more than any energy drink ever could.

As a creative marketing professional, I’ve earned a reputation as an "ideas dynamo." When clients say, “Just have fun with it,” I deliver compelling marketing and demand generation campaigns that not only resonate—but perform. I’ve led projects across B2B, B2C, fintech, edtech, and pop culture spaces, always with a focus on originality, emotional intelligence, and results.

If your brand wants to expand its sense of delight and embrace conceptual ideas that work, I'm a better fit than a custom suit. I'm affable, highly empathetic, and honest. I can be counted on to drive the getaway car, and then help you craft your jailhouse confession. 👍

My byline has appeared in National Lampoon, Weekly Humorist, Metro News, Forces of Geek, Points in Case, Robot Butt, and more.

An actual photo (just not of me)

NOW… ABOUT YOU

You walk the walk when it comes to a work-life balance, and trust your employees to do the job you hire them to do. You believe in the power of creative collaboration and that thinking outside the box is a real differentiator. As a workplace, you’ve cultivated a culture free from backstabbing, manipulation, and bullying. A place where everyone from intern to CEO is treated as an equal.

If your response to reading this is, “Whoa! That’s totally me!”, then I’d love to meet you.

Heck, first round is on me!

As long as it’s happy hour.

And if I have a coupon.